Doesn't suck

1. The Cubs suck

You can find these crappy Cub billboards all over the greater Chicagoland area:

Can you believe this stupidity?
Derek Jeter selling Cub tickets.
Not our actual team... not our heritage... not our prospects at winning this year... but a guy from another team who will be here for 3 days out of a 6 month season.

I can't remember the last positive story/thing I've heard about the new Cubs owners.
It's been 2 years now.

2. The Hawks suck

I can't believe the Blackhawk, one year after winning the Stanley Cup, might not even make the playoffs. As we speak, the Hawk are tied for the 8th and final playoff spot with Minnesota, Dallas, and Nashville.

I am guessing that this may impact the sales of faux Hawks tattoo sleeves at Dick's Sporting Goods. I'm serious. They sell a fake tattoo sleeve for Blackhawk fans:

Dicks - Fan Ink Chicago Blackhawks Tattoo Sleeve

3. The future sucks

He he.

QOTD

Beavis: "The future sucks. Change it."
Butthead: "I'm way cool Beavis, but I cannot change the future."
- Beavis & Butthead quotes

OK. OK. Just kidding. The future doesn't suck.
Here's a non-sucky one from The Onion:

QOTD2

"Meditate on the unique and breathtaking splendor of the natural world.
Do this for as long as it takes them to fix your cable box."
- Onion calendar horoscope

he he... yow, bill